What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

After a few moments he returns.

Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

What do people aim for when they meditate, and how do they do it properly?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

{RING} {RING}

How can a man clean his Soul?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

When North Koreans visit other countries for the Olympics, what stops some of them fleeing away into that host country?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

HELLO

Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.